But, but here's where I am:
Chicago, Illinois (www.weather.com)
Quite frankly, I would rather be back here:
Half Moon Cay, Bahamas (last week)
I've been cold ever since I stepped off the plane at O'Hare Airport nine days ago after a week in warm. I love my life, Lord, I do. But did you really mean for your people to live in this climate? Seriously. Could you speed up the global warming a bit? Or consider sending me a job offer I can't refuse because it's in sunny Florida?
I'll be waiting for your answer.
PS: It's very hard to type with mittens on.
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